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1. Michael Craven
   Comment by Michael Craven | 2006/05/15 at 07:35:03

   First off, happy anniversary. My wife doesn’t understand why I listen to your show, but I always play it as soon as it comes up on RSS radio.

   Second, I was thinking about your credo that all men should have sex with one hot chick in their lives. I agree, though it won’t always be so that the guy can conjure up the image later on in life. Or rather, it should be, so he can conjure it up as a life lesson.

   Back in college I hooked up with a lot of girls, though only had sex with a few. For a while, I dated one girl, and after a while, things got stale and we freed up the relationship so we could see other people, as they say. So, one night I hooked up with just about the hottest girl I could find at a party. Though not the best looking guy in the world, I made up for it with a certain charm (like getting completely naked at parties as if it were no big thing - college life had its own rules). She was a tiny little Romanian girl, with huge dark eyes and short spiky hair who, I later learned, was just tight, muscular from head to toe, in a really good way, that she said she cultivated through a regimen of “rough sex.” To my surprise, 1) that night she asked me for my number and 2) I gave her my actual number (not something I was want to do at that point in my life). Through some miracle of the stars aligning, she called me up one night, took me out, then demanded that we go back to my place afterward, and my roommate was out of town. I thought that everything was going my way. I quickly learned however, that this was life teaching me a hard lesson. I was neither physically, nor emotionally, nor (it turns out ) technically ready for this chick. I failed miserably at this little test of whether she was going to keep me around. After failing to thrill her in any way, she left. We got together one more time, and she gave me another shot, though her heart wasn’t in it and then I never heard from her again.

   Well, I patched things up with my old girl, and about 2 months later we were at a coffee shop and she asked me what kind of girl would I go for. Wouldn’t you know, she points off at a girl at a table near by and says, “how about her?” That’s right, same little Romanian girl. I said, nah, not my type.

   It’s good to know your place.

   Keep up the good work.

   Thanks.

   -M

2. Beffer
   Comment by Beffer | 2006/05/15 at 11:49:11

   Another great show, Cush. Loved the year one montage. How can you sound so normal after a night of drinking? I would sound like a slurring, giggly nutcake. If I managed to stay awake, that is.

   Regarding your birthday, I strongly recommend that you listen to:
   http://www.lanceanderson.com/verge/VF2005_10_11.mp3
   It helped me with my b-day attitude.

   Oh, and how can I become a charter member of FuckYouth?

   Thanks and have a happy birthday,
   B.

3. Corby from the Twisted Pickle
   Comment by Corby from the Twisted Pickle | 2006/05/16 at 09:40:53

   Another great show Cush.

   First, hardcore ‘grats on hitting a year! I’m glad to have been on this trip with you for the last 365.

   Also I’d also like to second the Lance Anderson birthday show mentioned above.

   Ya know, Cush, you totally nail it….and by “it” I pretty much mean every damn word that you’ve ever uttered. Keep up the great work!

   -Corby-

4. Dan
   Comment by Dan | 2006/05/16 at 10:26:31

   Happy Aniversary/Birthday!
   Coincidence, today is my birthday, hereafter to be known as fuck youth day! sign me up.
   I don’t know about going out and finding the best lay (legal or not) ever. Would you ever be happy again with your partner? Maybe ignorance is bliss?

5. Drew
   Comment by Drew | 2006/05/16 at 18:32:52

   Happy Anniversary and Happy Birthday!

   Best show on the net, I really enjoy listening to every show. Please, keep it up.

   And about that “Fuck Youth” thing, as a member of the youth, I will start the “Fuck Cush’s Fuck Youth” campaign. We will have monthly meetings and paint you as one step away from NMBLA. Wait, the “Fuck Youth” name just got a whole lot un-cooler.

   Seriously, keep it up!

6. Cush
   Comment by Cush | 2006/05/16 at 21:36:09

   One step away in which direction?

7. Beffer
   Comment by Beffer | 2006/05/17 at 07:56:37

   Drew, you may spurn Fuck Youth now, but the clock is ticking. You’ll come to our side eventually.

   “All in good time, deary. All in good time.”

8. Shawn
   Comment by Shawn | 2006/05/22 at 09:41:51

   F.Y. is a great idea. 37 year olds unite!

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